The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Jonny strode along the path, making for
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his sweet waffle just in time to face the beautiful man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck amazed, and Jonny barely raised his waffle to meet the attack. They fought long and worried until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Jonny found himself forced to one knee, the man's waffle pressed to his lovely leg. "I am Chris of Shocking Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Scary IPod. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a boat."
But Jonny had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his waffle with a twist, overpowered Chris and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Jonny said, looking down upon him.
Chris's eyes shimmered like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "I have underestimated you, Jonny. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Jonny's desire was enflamed. His leg throbbed and all his thoughts were to hug Chris like a goose. Jonny caressed Chris's pale eyes and he responded. They came together boredly, and their joining was as yummy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Bono!" Jonny groaned and hugged Chris as sweetly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Jonny said. "That's where I put the Scary IPod for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed relaxed on the grass, forgetful of all but their dark love. "We will stay together forever," Chris said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Shoulder never got the Scary IPod and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
The White Stranger
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